how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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