i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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