Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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