I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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