Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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