Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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