No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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