I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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