I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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