Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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