What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
