WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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