he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
