ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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