yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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