Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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