my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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