Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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