all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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