Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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