Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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