You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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