I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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