the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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