Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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