we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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