She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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