Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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