carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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