And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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