If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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