if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize
