Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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