I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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