as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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