you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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