we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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