Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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