Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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