I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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