covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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