We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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