theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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