areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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