As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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