I wanna bring you to show and tell
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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