I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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