But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So. Much. Porn.
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