how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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