She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
