I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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