I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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